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Joke of the Day

"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."

"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"

"I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit."

"Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident? It rectum."

"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."

"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."

"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."

"Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... ""CLIMAX IN IMAX"""

"Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock."

"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."