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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident? It rectum."
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"""Hey, enough with the damn songs! We're all studying for finals."" -rest of the school on Glee"
"Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!"
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"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."
"I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start."
"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."