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Joke of the Day

"PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks."

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"(Serious) What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died? slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to r/conspiracy for this one."
"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."
"Who invented triathlon? black people, they go to the pool by walking, then they swim at the pool and come back with a bike"
"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."
"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""
"You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux."
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"
"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."
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