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Joke of the Day

"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."

"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"Wife: Hi, did you eat? Me: Did you eat? Wife: Are you copying me? Me: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you! Me: Yes, I already ate"

"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"

"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"

"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"

"My son and I don't get along. I call him a son of a bitch. He calls me a motherfucker. Technically we're both right."

"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."

"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."

"What is a vajazzle made of? Pubic Zirconia."