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Joke of the Day

"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."

"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."

"Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29."

"What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot"

"Teacher: What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !"

"Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh."

"If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. HA."

"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"

"It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike."

"Why the chicken cross the road? To look for his cock."