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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? **A pilot** ... you racist"

"Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it."

"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."

"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."

"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."