194654
Joke of the Day
"Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."
Next Joke
"no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden"
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham."
"If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision."
"Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work"
"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."
"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""
"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"
"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."
"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."