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Joke of the Day
"What do mathematicians read for fun? conics"
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"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"
"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""
"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."
"I was born to be a pessimist.. My blood type is B Negative."
"its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects"
"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"
"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"
"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."