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Joke of the Day
"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."
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"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"
"You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife."
"Hey do you mind if I play street fighter with you? SHORYUKEN!"
"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"
"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."
"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."
"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."