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Joke of the Day

"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"

"What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack."

"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"

"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."

"What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."

"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"

"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"

"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"

"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."