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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
Next Joke
"So, so very handsome If sex between three people is a threesome. And sex between two people is a twosome. Then...I guess I know why everybody calls me handsome."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk guy."
"I finally got my shit together. It's pretty gross. Wanna see?"
"A friend of mine told me she worked as a prostitue for a while... I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She hadn't, but she said she'd once been swung round by the tits."
"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."
"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
"Why didn't Jesus eat bacon? It wasn't because he was Jewish, it's because he didn't exsist."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."