217222
Joke of the Day
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
Next Joke
"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."
"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"
"I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!"
"yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up"
"My friend payed me to write a construction jobs for him. It's still a work in progress, just trying to get it hammered out. You know what, I think I just nailed it."
"[at restaurant on 1st date pretending not to be an eel] Date: The wine is lovely great choice Me: *helplessly slips off chair*"
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"
"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""