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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."
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"Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat? ""Mayweather May Weather May Weather"""
"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""
"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"
"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"
"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."
"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."