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Joke of the Day
"What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton."
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"What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang? ""Get off Mu-lan!!!"""
"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."
"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"
"I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them."
"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."
"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."
"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"
"Why was the broom late? Because it over swept! (Source: Thomas and Friends - Edward the hero)"
"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."