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Joke of the Day

"Pfft. Of course I know pound town has nothing to do with pound cake. Everyone knows that. *slides fork into back pocket, fights back tears*"

"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"

"A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: ""I'm going to stay clean this time"" The doctor replied: ""I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"""

"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them."

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies? Go for the Jugular (juggler)!"

"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands"