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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies? Go for the Jugular (juggler)!"

"I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted"

"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."

"Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older. It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up."

"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"

"I tried changing my reddit password to ""penis"". It said it wasn't long enough :("

"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"