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Joke of the Day

"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"

"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime"

"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"

"What do you call batman when he runs out of church? Christian bale"

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"Opinions are like assholes... if you get paid to share your opinion with the masses, you probably have a pretty big opinion."

"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck."

"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"