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"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"
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"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? [NSFW] Elephants."
"A frog jumped higher than a building... ...because buildings can't jump."
"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes"
"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""
"Keyboard Humor. Finds a ESC key from a keyboard on the floor, make the shity pun; ""the Esc key escaped."""