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Joke of the Day

"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."

"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"

"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""

"How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach? Well..it's not hard"

"Before I got divorced, I should have converted all my assets to jokes. Because my ex couldn't ever take one."

"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."

"Nothing, I'm just tired. -every woman, 3 days before they tell you what's wrong"

"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."

"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."

"Why are TV's attracted to people? Because we turn them on. /*Badumtss*/"