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Joke of the Day
"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""
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"I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!"
"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."
"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"
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"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"
"Her: Do you have any kids? Me: I have 2 step kids Her: None of your own? Me: no Her: How come? Me: facials Her: I'm sorry what? Me: What?"
"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."
"ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive"