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Joke of the Day
"I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as ""all of it."""
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"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."
"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"
"What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common? There's no jack"