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Joke of the Day

"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."

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"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"After A Game ""We kicked their asses!"" ""Yeah, we rectum."""
"Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag."
"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."
"What do you call a Trump-supporting midget having a seizure? A Foul Munchkin Malfunction"