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Joke of the Day
"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"
Next Joke
"My wife wants to have a kid... I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years."
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!"
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"
"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"
"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"