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Joke of the Day

"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."

"If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun."

"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."

"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the shit out of people with an electric toothbrush."

"Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people."