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Joke of the Day
"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"
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"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."
"Two women sitting quietly."
"Me: [sneaks off to lay by pool cuz kids are finally playing] 7yo: HERE I AM MOMMY SO YOU DON'T HAFTA BE ALONE Me: [sigh] Thanks bud."
"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"
"Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis."
"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."
"My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot."
"so, Spring has sprung & love must be in the air, cause that's the 4th cloud I've seen shaped like an erection today. see it kids?! THERE!!"
"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."