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Joke of the Day
"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"
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"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"
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"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark."
"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."
"[talks about how badass wolves are for 20 mins] date: can we talk about something else? [pulls out powerpoint on why wolves are badass] No"
"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."