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Joke of the Day
"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."
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"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard I throw them."
"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."
"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."
"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"
"let me uncover this truth son-of-a-bitch"