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Joke of the Day
"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"
Next Joke
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"What does the pussy of an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends...."
"I'm meeting a man I really like for drinks. If I play my cards right, he'll be deleting my number in a few hours."
"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."
"Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat."