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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."
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"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that got a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"
"I've got an Uncle Rube. I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same."
"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."
"I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home."
"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."
"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"
"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."