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Joke of the Day

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

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"What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up? Hushpuppies."
"It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! Shifting before you are driving fast enough to do so."
"Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head. -- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis."
"There are two types of guys. Those who eat pussy and those who lie they don't eat pussy."
"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."
"My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is ""having a baby."" #lame"
"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"
"I'm so incapable of accepting a compliment that I've started just flat out refusing them. Them: You look lovely today. Me: No thank you."