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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off."
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"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""
"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."
"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"
"Why are gay guys able to float? Because they're flamboyant."
"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."
"Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks."
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"
"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."