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Joke of the Day

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off."

"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"

"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."

"If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn't make me excited, pull the plug."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"""Dude, this game is like your mom."" ""Dude, this game is just like your mom."" ""How so?"" ""It's really easy."""

"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"

"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."

"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"