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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."

"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"

"How do you get a baby to stop choking? Take your dick out of its mouth."

"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."

"Why was the tampon flying down the school hallway? He was late for his next period."

"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."

"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg."

"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."

"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."