132978

Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"

Next Joke
 
"How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry? When they hire you a cunt-double."
"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"
"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"
"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"
"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."
"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."
"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"