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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."

"A man goes to Macy's to buy a sweater. He swipes his card but it didn't register. The cashier asks him to try his card again and the man replies, ""I already did and it fits great!"""

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"

"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""

"I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu"

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"