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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."

"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."

"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."

"""Describe yourself in 4 words."" Bad at counting."

"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."

"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."

"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."

"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."

"Did you hear about the man who hid in the refrigerator? He thought he would be cool."

"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"