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Joke of the Day
"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."
Next Joke
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."
"I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism."
"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far she's getting a McChicken."
"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""
"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets"
"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""