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Joke of the Day
"What does Sting have in common with a snitch? They both sang at the police."
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"INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? VANILLA ICE: I've been known to steal under pressure"
"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."
"Michelle Obama & Melania Trump meeting: *shaking hands* Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle. Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle."
"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"
"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"
"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."
"Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin"