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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin"

"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""

"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."

"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"

"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"

"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks Funny."

"did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg** All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium But they said it was just **OK**"

"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."

"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."

"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."