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Joke of the Day
"After this week, Donald Trump is so angry at the theater that ... he's going to build a 4th Wall."
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"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
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"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"
"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."
"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"