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Joke of the Day
"After this week, Donald Trump is so angry at the theater that ... he's going to build a 4th Wall."
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"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"
"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."
"My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons."
"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."
"So I said to Rhianna, ""what is it Chris Brown does that 's so attractive?"", and she said,... ""Beats me!""."
"The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"
"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."
"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"