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Joke of the Day

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"

"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."

"The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis"

"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"The council have started asking people what they think of their plans to build a wind turbine off the local coastline. I'm not a big fan."

"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish."