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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."
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"Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit"
"I only act to support my waitressing career."
"My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks. And now we wait."
"I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, ""Not overly racist."""
"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""
"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"
"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"
"What do plums and bunnies have in common? They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/"
"""If only she had a more expensive purse, THEN she'd be hot."" - no guy ever"