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Joke of the Day

"It's amazing, when a dog licks its own arse it's perfectly normal. But when I do it... I get arrested for bestiality."

"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""

"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."

"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."

"In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies"

"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."

"My doctor asked me what I use to prevent Sexually Transmitted Diseases. . . I said: my face."

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"

"clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond"