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Joke of the Day

"After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN."

"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."

"The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM...."

"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."

"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"I was watching the women's Golf earlier. They couldn't drive, but boy, can they use an iron."

"*Caterpillar marriage therapy* Wife: he's not the man I married Husband flying around room: I'm the same on the inside Karen!!!"

"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"

"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."