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Joke of the Day
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."
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"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."
"I spent two hours child-proofing my home. They still got in."
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
"At a local restaurant, I got on one knee and she said yes. 13 years later I haven't got the balls to tell her I was just chasing a crouton."
"Why did Chris Christie cross the road? Because chicken is fucking delicious!"
"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"My girlfriend got gang raped by a group of mimes... They did unspeakable things to her."
"My kid sat on the floor of a public restroom, so I had to throw him away and now I have to make a new one. Parenting is hard, you guys."
"Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3."