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Joke of the Day
"They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."
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"Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away."
"Overheard a black guy asking the waitress for some crackers, so I stood up and yelled ""THATS OUR WORD!"""
"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."
"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"
"Why did the Cook cross the road? because there were ""Too Many Cooks""."
"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"
"If I had a penny every time someone said I had OCD... I'd have 3791 pennies."
"The man who created autocorrect has died Restaurant in peace"
"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"