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Joke of the Day
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
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"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."
"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."
"What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms? A maid man."
"Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense"
"Young man, you promised you will bring my daughter back by 11 pm. First, it's 3 am and second, this is not my daughter."
"What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)"
"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."
"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"
"The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. ""It's 5486,"" says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys."