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Joke of the Day

"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"

"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"

"Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars"

"What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!"

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."

"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"

"I'm on my way to Williston, ND. It's the most in the middle of nowhere I've ever been. I plan to show them the iPad and claim to be Jesus."

"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"