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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ? The smell of their fingers."
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"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."
"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
"""Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""Seems fine."""
"Just got a text from Bill Cosby ""Netflix and pill?"""
"What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play? Kick boxing"
"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."