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Joke of the Day

"I hear Bernie has his own personal knives and forks... They're called cucklery"

"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"

"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"

"Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""

"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove."

"Whats similar with a Dick and a Rubik Cube? If you play with it, it gets harder..."

"I admire feminists... Especially those with huge tits and a nice juicy ass."