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Joke of the Day
"I hear Bernie has his own personal knives and forks... They're called cucklery"
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"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"
"Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching."
"What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member? Homiecide"
"Melania Trump and this sub are the same Both like to copy stuff and say them again"
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""
"Trying out that new pickup line on a girl for the first time; whether it works or not, you'll wind up feeling a twat. *EYYYYYY*"
"Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves"