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Joke of the Day
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"
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"Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit"
"A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: ""Trick or treat!"" Neighbor says to his wife, ""That's the spirit""."
"It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time."
"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"
"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."
"Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class."
"If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet."
"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"