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Joke of the Day

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"

"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."

"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."

"Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis"

"What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet? Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)"

"I was walking past the supermarket when I saw a sign saying, ""All items: a third off."" I bought a dozen eggs but unfortunately 4 of them were bad."

"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"

"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."

"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"