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Joke of the Day
"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"
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"What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common? You don't see either one coming."
"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."
"People who drive very slowly cause me cognitive dissonance. They deserve to die, but appear less likely to do so..."
"What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet? dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)"
"I'm obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE"
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."
"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."
"Have you heard about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?? He's 0K now."
"What do you call an all female traveling band Mobile broadband"