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Joke of the Day
"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"
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"I pet my dog and he didn't wag his tail. Is he seeing someone else? Is the magic gone? Do we need to spice things up? I'll dress like a cat."
"Why is ISIS so good at sports? Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute"
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"
"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"
"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."
"I went to the doctor's office for an Alzheimer's test... I can't remember the results."