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Joke of the Day

"1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off."

"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."

"What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey"

"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"

"Me: Watcha got there? 8: Lemonade. Me: What kind? 8: Mike's Me: Nooooooo"

"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."

"A termite walks into a bar... He waits and waits and nobody appears. He turns to a termite next to him and asks him, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"". The second termite says, ""Yeah. It's okay""."

"I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them. They've just always looked shifty to me."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"

"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."