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Joke of the Day

"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."

"When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d-MM"

"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."

"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""

"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."

"You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave."

"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."

"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"

"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"